My American gut tells me Jennifer Lopez's legs haven't seen a manual, bladed razor since she was "Jenny on the Block".
Oh, Patrick Dempsey! Say it ain't so! You may be "Hydra-Sensitive" but please save some of the sensitive cheese for your pained looks of concern on Grey's!
Do you ever wonder how American celebrities and pseudo-celebrities who don't seem to do much or maybe haven't worked in years can still lead Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous? How even stars who make mega-millions through movies or television shows can still afford to live like bazillionaires? I've discovered the answer here in Denmark.
By hawking products they'd be way too embarassed to sell in the States! It's true. Here's George Clooney's European ad for Nespresso Nescafe.
Are you kidding me?!!?! The man who can deliver a line just by raising an eyebrow has been reduced to this cheesy awefulness!
Here's a picture I took myself after realizing Cindy Crawford was hawking her line of shoes for the Danish equivalent of Payless. Once a supermodel, always a supermodel.
Now you know the truth. So don't go feeling bad for that favorite actor of yours who hasn't been in a movie since 2001. He's probably doing just fine living off his contract selling dandruff shampoo in Romania.
